Have I ever mentioned that I hate Miami?

I hate Miami.

I hate it because people aren't friendly, don't speakie the Englie and make fun of you if you don't speakie the Spanie.

Now, one thing to consider: I am Latino and (while it is not my first language) I speakie the Spanie.

There are old Cubans here who left before 1959 when Castro took over Cuba and they STILL no speakie the Englie...nothing.

This is why you get that bastard accent. Hell, I didn't make it up. It's true.